The next GP starts at 4:00am… should we just schedule a ‘Well done Max’ tweet now and have a lie in?
— The Fast And The Curious (@fastcuriouspod) March 9, 2024
Perfect timings on television pic.twitter.com/aYdfT6L8LU
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 9, 2024
The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. 😒 pic.twitter.com/9lBQDj1ocT
— Cian McCarthy (@arealmofwonder) March 12, 2024
What's your favourite definitely not-true Kate Middleton conspiracy theory, then?
— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) March 12, 2024
Mine is that she spontaneously cut herself a fringe, and is having to wait until the front of her hair grows back in.
All day my brain has been saying "put John Cena in Love Actually" so I did and now I can relax. pic.twitter.com/wjUxWmK2Vc
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) March 12, 2024
the people who collect TikTok’s and bring them to other social media platforms so I don’t have to risk accidentally hearing a 10 year olds opinion shall inherit the earth
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 12, 2024
This reply never stops being funny 😭 pic.twitter.com/07viV8eMDt
— Mari (@very_berry99) March 12, 2024
Do you know how funny it is to know that this man was so close to laughing throughout this whole performance but his vocals were still on point? Whew, Justin is very lucky 😂 https://t.co/a2QC71GD3d
— Ben's Dunkin Addiction (@karaisshort) March 12, 2024
Gordon Brown, "It's a sign of the times that John Major and I find ourselves more on the same side, than on opposite sides"
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) March 11, 2024
"We're not trying to make Cameron-style comebacks"
"I'm too old for British politics and too young for American politcis"
"A few years ago, John, Tony… pic.twitter.com/8ohDrWoUZ4
Imagine the situation where Albon was lapped too and someone in front parked the car so MAG had gotten a point. 🤯
— Michael M. 🇩🇰 (@MAagaardM) March 9, 2024
Surely that would have caused at rule change.
🚨REVEALED: For weeks we've captivated audiences with this trailer for a new drama about the harsh realities of temporary housing.
— Amnesty UK (@AmnestyUK) February 28, 2024
Here's the twist: this isn't drama, it’s real life.
At least 34 children have died in temporary accommodation since 2019. pic.twitter.com/47sscbOiIe
Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with adding Charlie from Casualty to pictures and sometimes also put Jane McDonald in the window. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the photograph I shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating… https://t.co/yYR91ILKAI
— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) March 11, 2024
Why does the Rock look like he’s playing Gregg Wallace in a biopic? pic.twitter.com/mwq67DLhSL
— Jenn Gannon (@thejenngannon) March 13, 2024
Not loving I.T. https://t.co/SSNkhnLaEZ
— Burger King (@BurgerKingUK) March 15, 2024
absolutely LIVE for these kind of posts on Reddit:
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) March 15, 2024
"hi we are flying to London and this is our itinerary, thoughts?"
– Day 1 – London
– Day 2 – Edinburgh
-Day 3 -Drive to Isle of Sky
-Day 4 – The Cotswolds/Stone Henge
-Day 5 – Cornwall/The Cotswolds
-Day 6 – Fly home
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) March 14, 2024
When water is poured into a cube and the three primary colors on each side mix …pic.twitter.com/hQHfwds4FQ
— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 14, 2024
There’s a special petty rage I have for the “passwords must match” notification when choosing a new password and I HAVENT FINISHED TYPING YET SO OF COURSE THEY DONT MATCH
— Laura Lexx (@lauralexx) March 14, 2024
ineke.co.uk 
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